The Terrorists Are Winning

So, remember how I told you about the kidnapping on Sesame Street?

Well, those guys are playing hardball now. Now they have cut off the last 10 minutes of Sesame Street so they can air their demands.

I think I have a plan, though. I remember when I was a little baby, Daddy and I watched this show called Die Hard that dealt with the same kind of situation. There was this guy named John, and he showed exactly how you gotta deal with bad guys.

Yippie-ki-aye.