Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Big Trouble

We may have a situation here.

Yesterday when I was watching Sesame Street, there were these guys standing in front of a bunch of people talking on the phone, and they said that unless we pay them money, they will take Sesame Street off the air.

Yes, terrorists have seized Sesame Street!!!

They didn't specifically say how much they needed, but they said that we need to call them and give them money or the show will go off the air. They even said something about sending us a Tote Bag... I can't IMAGINE what would be in it, but I know that Elmo wouldn't fit unless those people did something HORRIBLE to him.

What should we do? I can't live without Sesame Street, but I don't have any money to send. I tried calling the cops, but none of the phones I have work. I can talk into them, but I can't hear anything back.

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