You Can't Spell Park without "Pee"

Daddy and I went to a new park today. It was pretty cool. There were swings and slides and you could ride a seahorse or a zebra or a dolphin.

They had lots of sand to play in, and the place was already stocked with kids so you didn't have to bring your own friends.

I had a blast swingin' and slidin' and ridin'.

But there was one problem. I was just about to go down the slide when I noticed that some little boy had whipped his pants down and was proceeding to pee in the sand. Dude - not cool. Why can't he pee in his diaper like a civilized baby? It was fairly gross.

So we left. But the good news was, we got to go meet a bunch of people Daddy used to work with for pizza. Nice.