I Pity the Fool

Daddy said I have to be careful what I post today, since he doesn't want to get a mailbox full of angry emails like he did last year.

But that being said...

Did you know that I was recently picked to be a spokes-kid for Pampers? Oh yeah. Some dude just saw me at the mall and said I was the cutest.

Also, the library wants me to work with them as an endorser of their Children's Literacy movement. Cuz I love reading books so much.

And also, I got a scholarship to play on the Hawkeye Field Hockey team and have been accepted for early enrollment. Might forgo kindergarten if the opportunity is right.

And finally, I've been getting so good at playing drums that I might get to be the new drummer for the Smashing Pumpkins. They are looking for one, and I may get a tryout. Although I hear Billy is hard to work with.