Mail Call

I got a letter today. Inside it was a card with lots of numbers on it. (Daddy told me which ones they were, since I can't read yet)

Anyway, he said it was my Social Security Card and it was from "The Man". Now, I don't know who this man is, but he must give out a lot of these cards, because my number was REALLY high. I wanted to show you how high, but Daddy said that I can't put that number on the Internet or some teenager in Los Angeles would use it to get a credit card.

But now I guess I am officially official. I can go out and get any job I want - well, except for crazy backwoods militia-woman. Now that I am "on the grid" that choice of profession is out the boarded-up window.